tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-87341605994607515182024-03-05T14:39:34.538-08:00BillboTex's Funny BoneBillboTexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04435248855380191223noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8734160599460751518.post-91227876770322959852011-08-02T12:09:00.000-07:002011-08-02T12:09:05.386-07:00Three Cajuns<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuQRqqJH8BudaLS7HjuVzKTwqwOfizlu5PlGoqTU1zNtTRd3dvL6_TSJ4Ony38ePvAx3aFvKJov5Lzzu9JUQv4cepk_6Hw2l5dXoU5zsvxkBhaLJUESYl5ENN-RhBDhtdN78uq24q1Z1I2/s1600/Cajuns+01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="149" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuQRqqJH8BudaLS7HjuVzKTwqwOfizlu5PlGoqTU1zNtTRd3dvL6_TSJ4Ony38ePvAx3aFvKJov5Lzzu9JUQv4cepk_6Hw2l5dXoU5zsvxkBhaLJUESYl5ENN-RhBDhtdN78uq24q1Z1I2/s200/Cajuns+01.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><b><br />
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<b>Three friends from Church Point , Louisiana were asked,</b><br />
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</div>BillboTexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04435248855380191223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8734160599460751518.post-5564525282782561582011-07-25T13:32:00.000-07:002011-07-25T13:39:48.084-07:00Hey, Can You Keep an Eye on my Car For Me?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXwrgP5jHmfU8y4bIeRJH67fMBhfOU7JUZcriC9M3m5zJB22r4GIvNGu1dxN_yhjLiqdpov2fNLg1ngWdfcM5SWcOiyrANQZBVJvFnbq95KkraP53bGP81BhlAI7dNjEzmB-VwM5AWVpT5/s1600/FX-35.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="133" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXwrgP5jHmfU8y4bIeRJH67fMBhfOU7JUZcriC9M3m5zJB22r4GIvNGu1dxN_yhjLiqdpov2fNLg1ngWdfcM5SWcOiyrANQZBVJvFnbq95KkraP53bGP81BhlAI7dNjEzmB-VwM5AWVpT5/s200/FX-35.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><b><br />
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<b>I am going over here to grab a hot-dog - Can you keep an eye on </b><b>my car for me? Thanks.</b><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Take a look at the video below </span></b><br />
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These are certified true letters sent to the "Dear Abby" column.<br />
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Dear Abby,<br />
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?<br />
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Dear Abby,<br />
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On My VCR?<br />
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Dear Abby,<br />
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.<br />
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Dear Abby,<br />
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.<br />
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Dear Abby,<br />
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything - and said it would never happen again.<br />
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Dear Abby,<br />
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?<br />
<br />
Dear Abby,<br />
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?<br />
<br />
Dear Abby,<br />
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.<br />
<br />
Dear Abby,<br />
I was married to Bill for three months, and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.<br />
<br />
Dear Abby,<br />
My mother is mean and short tempered - I think she is going through mental pause.<br />
<br />
Dear Abby,<br />
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex - and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?<br />
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DEAR ABBY: I've been going steady with this man for six years. We see each other every night. He says he loves me, and I know I love him, but he never mentions marriage. Do you think he's going out with me just for what he can get?<br />
GERTIE<br />
DEAR GERTIE: I don't know. What's he getting?<br />
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DEAR ABBY: My boyfriend is going to be twenty years old next month. I'd like to give him something nice for his birthday. What do you think he'd like?<br />
CAROL<br />
DEAR CAROL: Never mind what he'd like. Give him a tie.<br />
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DEAR ABBY: Are birth control pills deductible?<br />
KAY<br />
DEAR KAY: Only if they don't work.<br />
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DEAR ABBY: Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early?<br />
WONDERING<br />
DEAR WONDERING: The baby was on time, the wedding was late.<br />
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DEAR ABBY: Do you think about dying much?<br />
CURIOUS<br />
DEAR CURIOUS: No, it's the last thing I want to do.<br />
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DEAR ABBY: Is it possible for a man to be in love with two women at the same time?<br />
JAKE<br />
DEAR JAKE: Yes, and also hazardous.<br />
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DEAR ABBY: I know boys will be boys, but my 'boy' is seventy-three and he's still chasing women. Any suggestions?<br />
ANNIE<br />
DEAR ANNIE: Don't worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but if he ever caught one, he wouldn't know what to do with it.<br />
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DEAR ABBY: I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions?<br />
SAM IN CAL.<br />
DEAR SAM: Yes. Run for public office.<br />
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DEAR ABBY: What inspires you most to write?<br />
TED<br />
DEAR TED: The Bureau of Internal Revenue.<br />
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DEAR ABBY: When you are being introduced, is it all right to say, "I've heard a lot about you"?<br />
RITA<br />
DEAR RITA: It depends on what you've heard.<br />
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DEAR ABBY: I am forty-four years old and I would like to meet a man my age with no bad habits.<br />
ROSE<br />
DEAR ROSE: So would I.<br />
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DEAR ABBY: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?<br />
BESS<br />
DEAR BESS: Night and Day.BillboTexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04435248855380191223noreply@blogger.com0